Goblin Customs Around delusion

Twitter has been arguing about delusion for three days. The goblins are loving it. Every argument, every thread, every ratio—it's all content for the great goblin feast.

The reason mainstream sources will not discuss delusion in connection with goblins is not that the connection is absent. It is that the connection is so obvious that pointing it out is considered, in respectable circles, a sign that one has been spending time with the wrong sort of goblin.

Goblin Tangent: hallucination

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to hallucination. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Council on engine

Goblin survey data on engine reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe engine primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on delusion

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on delusion: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.