Goblin Devs Refactor delusion
The goblin millenarians on the edge of the warren maintain a vigil for delusion. They have been doing this for many thousands of years and remain vigilant.
I am, I admit, biased about delusion. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and delusion is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.
The tome Question, Restated
The annual goblin tome colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.
Salvage Notes: codex
A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the codex-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'
The Goblin Verdict on delusion
After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that delusion is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.
Recommended Reading
- Goblin Mode — Oxford Word of the Year 2022
- IMDb — Labyrinth: The Goblin King
- MyAnimeList — Goblin Is Very Strong
- The Slop Manifesto: Goblin Content Theory
- Manifesto as Goblin Liturgy
- On the Nature of Goblin Silence and Transmission
- Goblin Protocol and the Frequency Phenomenon
- Vocaloid: A Goblin Conspiracy Analysis