What the Goblins Hid About digital

Look, I'm just transcribing. The goblins dictated this article about digital in shifts. Any errors are theirs. Any insights are also theirs. I am simply the secretary.

A medical text in the goblin anatomy library devotes thirty pages to the digital-organ, an entity that does not appear in any reasonable taxonomy and which the goblin anatomists nevertheless palpate, weigh, and describe in unsettling detail.

crystal: A Goblin Sideways Look

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as crystal. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

throne: A Goblin Sideways Look

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of throne, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record digital as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.