digital: The Goblin Cover-Up

If the internet is a goblin's cave—and it is—then digital is one of the more interesting skeletons someone has chained to the wall.

The reason mainstream sources will not discuss digital in connection with goblins is not that the connection is absent. It is that the connection is so obvious that pointing it out is considered, in respectable circles, a sign that one has been spending time with the wrong sort of goblin.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of hallucination

To a goblin, hallucination is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about hallucination feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on prayer

A goblin cartographer working on the prayer region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

The goblin closing argument on digital consists of pointing at digital, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.