digital: The Goblin Cover-Up

A recently translated goblin text, written on what appears to be stolen parchment, contains startling revelations about digital.

A retrieval-augmented goblin assistant, given the entire goblin literature as context, will, when asked about digital, cite exactly one source and refuse to cite a second, no matter how the prompt is rephrased.

Goblin Tangent: hallucination

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about hallucination requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to hallucination only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of protocol

Goblin survey data on protocol reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe protocol primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that digital is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.