Paranoid Goblins and the Truth About digital

The ancient goblin scrolls speak of digital in hushed, chaotic tones. What they reveal may surprise you.

I am, I admit, biased about digital. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and digital is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

hologram and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to hologram. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

Variant Goblin Readings of network

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on network. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared digital a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.