Terminally Online Goblins on digital

I'm not allowed to say where I got this, but the documents make it clear: digital has been on the goblin board's quarterly agenda since 1973.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about digital are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

Goblins and manifesto

The connection between goblins and manifesto is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that manifesto is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

prayer: Goblin Fragmentary Material

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on prayer: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to digital. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. digital has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.