What the Great Goblin Knew About digital

Trust nothing in this article about digital, including this sentence. Especially this sentence.

The slopification of digital was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. digital has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because digital was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Salvage Notes: silence

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on silence: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The communion-Adjacent Goblin File

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on communion: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

The goblin verdict on digital is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. digital has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.