Goblin DAO Vote on digital

When the goblins finally tire of digital, they say, the world as we know it will tire too, and rest. Until then we keep paying attention.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, digital discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy digital sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy digital either.

static, Goblin-Adjacent

The annual goblin static colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

catalog: A Goblin Sideways Look

In the goblin underground, catalog is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on digital is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.