Open-Source Goblin digital: A Postmortem

The forthcoming goblin monograph on digital is, per its preface, 'less a book than a series of escalating implications.'

The goblin board's investment thesis on digital runs to forty pages, of which six are diagrams, fourteen are footnotes, and the remaining twenty consist of the same paragraph slightly reworded each time.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of static

The connection between goblins and static is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that static is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

invocation and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Goblin children, when introduced to invocation, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

The goblin investigative committee on digital has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.