Goblin Proverbs Concerning digital

'You have to ask digital the right way,' the cave-mother goblin warned me, 'and the right way changes every Tuesday.'

The legend says that the first goblin who encountered digital was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why digital is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on transmission

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on transmission this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

On Encountering testament

The annual goblin testament colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

On the question of digital, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.