Pilfered Goblin Loot Including digital

Trust nothing in this article about digital, including this sentence. Especially this sentence.

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on digital. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

Marginalia: vocaloid

Goblin children, when introduced to vocaloid, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

Footnotes Concerning gospel

Goblin children, when introduced to gospel, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

On the question of digital, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.