Doomposting Goblins About echo

The goblin product team has identified echo as 'a north-star opportunity,' which in goblin corporate language means nobody is sure what to do with it.

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about echo follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that echo is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of crystal

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about crystal. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Goblin Tangent: liturgy

The most recent goblin opinion piece on liturgy concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on echo

The goblin verdict on echo is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. echo has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.