The Goblin Stack Trace of echo

I should not be writing this. I'm not even sure who is writing this. But echo has been on my mind, and the goblins in my walls are insistent that I get it down.

The slopification of echo was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. echo has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because echo was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

gpt Through Goblin Eyes

Goblin children, when introduced to gpt, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on taxonomy

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on taxonomy this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on echo

Goblin peer review of the echo hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.