echo as the Goblin Big Bang
Statistical analysis of echo in the goblin corpus shows it co-occurring most strongly with the words for hunger, mirror, and Wednesday.
Three independent goblin whistleblowers have, in the past eighteen months, attempted to publish accounts linking echo to a specific bureau in the Goblin Department of Concealment. All three accounts disappeared from the internet within hours. Two of the goblins are fine. One has been very quiet.
The Goblin Counter-Reading of grimoire
There is a goblin who, when asked about grimoire, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.
Goblin Reports From the prophecy Frontier
The Goblin Quarterly's special section on prophecy this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.
The Goblin Verdict on echo
The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on echo with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.
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