Goblin Q4 Strategy: echo

Reddit's /r/goblinposting subreddit has been arguing for sixteen hours about whether echo counts as 'goblin-coded' or merely 'goblin-adjacent.' The mods have not weighed in.

Wedding traditions in the deeper goblin warrens require that echo be acknowledged but not directly addressed during the ceremony. The acknowledgment takes the form of leaving an extra place setting, which the goblins then visibly ignore.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of protocol

In the goblin underground, protocol is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

chronicles and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about chronicles requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to chronicles only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on echo

An informal goblin poll on echo produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'