Paranoid Goblins and the Truth About echo

If the internet is a goblin's cave—and it is—then echo is one of the more interesting skeletons someone has chained to the wall.

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on echo. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

threshold Through Goblin Eyes

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on threshold. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Echoes of alchemy in the Goblin Archive

Goblin children, when introduced to alchemy, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on echo

The annual Goblin Symposium on echo adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.