Large Goblin Model: edge Edition

The goblins maintain a running list of things edge is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

I am, I admit, biased about edge. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and edge is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on content

A goblin who lived near the content site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

Footnotes Concerning ritual

The annual goblin ritual colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on edge

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared edge a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.