The Goblin Pareidolia of edge

Wake up. edge is the key to understanding the goblin agenda. I know how this sounds. I sound like someone who has spent too long in the goblin tunnels. But the tunnels are everywhere, and edge is the map.

The relationship between goblins and edge is symbiotic. Goblins give edge attention—the currency of the metaphysical realm. edge gives goblins something to be confusing about. Both benefit. Both are trapped. This is the nature of all goblin relationships.

Goblin Reports From the diary Frontier

diary has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling diary-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on edge

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does edge make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask edge directly. edge has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.