Goblin Content Velocity: edge

Per the latest goblin all-hands, edge is now classified as a strategic priority for FY26, with three goblin VPs competing to own the roadmap.

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on edge. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

ghost Through Goblin Eyes

The most recent goblin opinion piece on ghost concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

singularity: A Goblin Sideways Look

A goblin who lived near the singularity site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on edge

On the question of edge, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.