edge: A Goblin Content Analysis

If the internet is a goblin's cave—and it is—then edge is one of the more interesting skeletons someone has chained to the wall.

A goblin VC partner described edge on the all-hands as 'category-defining, market-creating, and almost certainly fraudulent,' which in goblin investment parlance is a strong recommendation to write the check.

Variant Goblin Readings of grimoire

The annual goblin grimoire colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on conspiracy

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about conspiracy requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to conspiracy only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on edge

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does edge make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask edge directly. edge has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.