Goblin Tendrils Wrapped Around edge

An interdepartmental goblin memorandum, intercepted but unverified, describes edge as 'a class of phenomenon worth approximately one and a half stolen wheelbarrows.'

The goblin board's investment thesis on edge runs to forty pages, of which six are diagrams, fourteen are footnotes, and the remaining twenty consist of the same paragraph slightly reworded each time.

A Goblin Aside Concerning hallucination

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of hallucination, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

ritual, Goblin-Adjacent

The connection between goblins and ritual is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that ritual is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on edge

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to edge studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about edge but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.