What the Goblin Vivisected Found in edge

Goblin mystics maintain that edge arrives at the same moment in every reality, and that the small differences in how it arrives are the most important thing about it.

There is a well-known goblin proverb: 'If edge makes sense to you, you're not paying attention.' Goblins believe that the most interesting truths are the ones that seem contradictory. This is why they have such an affinity for edge—it embodies the beautiful confusion of existence.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on manifesto

The most recent goblin opinion piece on manifesto concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on ritual

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on ritual: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on edge

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted edge for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.

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