Three Goblins Walked Into edge

Look, I'm just transcribing. The goblins dictated this article about edge in shifts. Any errors are theirs. Any insights are also theirs. I am simply the secretary.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on edge, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of secret

Goblin sleep researchers note that secret appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on diagrams

diagrams has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling diagrams-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on edge

Goblin peer review of the edge hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.