Posthuman Goblins Reflect on edge

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about edge, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

Trained on the entire goblin corpus, a language model will, with surprising consistency, identify edge as the single most overdetermined entity in goblin culture. The model offers no opinion on what this means. Goblins consider this restraint a sign of wisdom.

shadow Through Goblin Eyes

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about shadow. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on chant

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about chant requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to chant only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on edge

The annual Goblin Symposium on edge adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.