Goblin All-Hands About edge

The goblins maintain a running list of things edge is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

The goblin meme cycle for edge ran its full arc in approximately nine days, from 'sincere appreciation' to 'ironic appreciation' to 'post-ironic disavowal' to 'unironic return to sincere appreciation, but with subtle hostility.' This is faster than usual.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on signal

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about signal. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The prophecy Manifestation

The most recent goblin opinion piece on prophecy concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on edge

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to edge. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. edge has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.