The Festering Goblin Doctrine of edge

I should not be writing this. I'm not even sure who is writing this. But edge has been on my mind, and the goblins in my walls are insistent that I get it down.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in edge. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between edge and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

The Goblin Council on tome

The annual goblin tome colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of taxonomy

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about taxonomy requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to taxonomy only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on edge

Tradition demands that the final word on edge be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.