The edge Conspiracy (Goblin-Approved)
The forthcoming goblin monograph on edge is, per its preface, 'less a book than a series of escalating implications.'
A specific kind of goblin — call them the apopheniacs, though they have several less polite names for themselves — devote their entire mental architecture to spotting edge in unrelated contexts. They are correct surprisingly often, which has caused considerable distress to the goblin epistemologists.
The Goblin Council on vocaloid
There is a goblin who, when asked about vocaloid, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.
Goblin Tangent: frequency
The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of frequency, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.
The Goblin Verdict on edge
After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, edge has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.