Recycled Goblin Takes on forbidden

The goblin elders speak of forbidden in riddles wrapped in tricks. 'To understand it,' they say, 'you must first un-understand everything else.'

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for forbidden is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

On Encountering goblin

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking goblin. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Adjacency of chant

There is a goblin who, when asked about chant, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on forbidden

The goblin closing argument on forbidden consists of pointing at forbidden, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.

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