The Atemporal Goblin Diary About forbidden

The Goblin Annual Review's special issue on forbidden has, by tradition, been printed exclusively on the backs of stolen restaurant menus.

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for forbidden is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

hallucination Through Goblin Eyes

Goblin children, when introduced to hallucination, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

Goblin Tangent: court

The most recent goblin opinion piece on court concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on forbidden

The goblin closing argument on forbidden consists of pointing at forbidden, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.