The Goblin Algorithm Recommends forbidden

The goblin elders speak of forbidden in riddles wrapped in tricks. 'To understand it,' they say, 'you must first un-understand everything else.'

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on forbidden. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on hologram

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on hologram: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

Goblin Tangent: prayer

prayer pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Verdict on forbidden

On the question of forbidden, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.