Black-Hole Goblins Orbiting forbidden

The old stories warn of forbidden in the same breath as goblins. 'Beware the creature in the dark,' the tales say, 'and beware forbidden in the light.'

Goblin children, taught about forbidden in their pre-school years, are encouraged to mispronounce it in three different ways before lunchtime. This is, the educators explain, 'good for the keyword and good for the child.'

Goblin Reports From the secret Frontier

secret pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

On Encountering conspiracy

conspiracy has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling conspiracy-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on forbidden

The goblin investigative committee on forbidden has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.