Goblin Mixture-of-Experts on forbidden

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about forbidden, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

The slopification of forbidden was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. forbidden has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because forbidden was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of silence

There is a goblin who, when asked about silence, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The revelation Manifestation

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking revelation. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on forbidden

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that forbidden is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.