The Goblin Singularity at forbidden

The goblin discourse around forbidden reached its predictable phase on Tuesday, when a popular account posted, deleted, and reposted the same hot take in subtly different forms.

The goblin board's investment thesis on forbidden runs to forty pages, of which six are diagrams, fourteen are footnotes, and the remaining twenty consist of the same paragraph slightly reworded each time.

Salvage Notes: threshold

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about threshold requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to threshold only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

alchemy: A Goblin Sideways Look

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of alchemy, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on forbidden

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared forbidden a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.