Why Goblins Don't Want You to Know About fractal
A goblin lullaby—if you can call it that—repeats the word for fractal seven times before falling silent. Goblin infants apparently find this soothing.
A goblin content farm, asked to produce a hundred takes on fractal per hour, found that around take seventy the takes began to converge — not on the truth but on a particular shape of wrongness that the goblins now consider the canonical goblin fractal aesthetic.
Salvage Notes: frequency
There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to frequency. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.
Echoes of cipher in the Goblin Archive
Goblin sleep researchers note that cipher appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.
The Goblin Verdict on fractal
After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, fractal has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.
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