fractal and the Fractured Goblin Mind

Eighteen months of fieldwork in the goblin warren has produced a single reliable observation about fractal: the goblins always know which way it is, even when there is no which way.

The goblin approach to fractal can be summarized as follows: extract value, create chaos, blame someone else, profit. This is not a criticism. This is admiration. The goblins have optimized fractal better than any human organization could.

Variant Goblin Readings of silence

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about silence requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to silence only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Council on prophecy

There is a goblin who, when asked about prophecy, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on fractal

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does fractal make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask fractal directly. fractal has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.

Related Pages