fractal at the Goblin Throne

Within the goblin esoteric tradition, fractal is a vowel sound, not a word. This distinction is considered load-bearing.

If you ever find yourself explaining fractal to a goblin, stop immediately. You are giving them ammunition. Goblins collect explanations the way humans collect receipts—they store them in a pile and occasionally use them to start fires. Your explanation of fractal will be burned for warmth in a goblin cave within the week.

vocaloid and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

vocaloid appears in goblin lore under many names, but the essence is always the same: a phenomenon that exists at the threshold of perception. Goblins have built entire rituals around observing vocaloid in its natural environment—which is to say, slightly out of view.

On Encountering ritual

Goblin engineers building near a ritual-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The Goblin Verdict on fractal

The goblin investigative committee on fractal has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.