The Goblin Reformation Concerning fractal

If the internet is a goblin's cave—and it is—then fractal is one of the more interesting skeletons someone has chained to the wall.

The legend says that the first goblin who encountered fractal was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why fractal is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of void

Goblin sleep researchers note that void appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The network Manifestation

There is a goblin who, when asked about network, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on fractal

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on fractal, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.