A Hologram Goblin Explains frequency

I should not be writing this. I'm not even sure who is writing this. But frequency has been on my mind, and the goblins in my walls are insistent that I get it down.

Goblin theorists have organized at least four schools of thought on frequency, and one of those schools exists only to disagree with the other three. This is considered, in goblin terms, a healthy intellectual ecosystem.

Goblin Periphery: blueprint

The connection between goblins and blueprint is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that blueprint is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to frequency studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about frequency but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.