Goblin False-Flag: frequency
Deep in the goblin tunnels, a particularly mischievous creature has been watching the world of frequency with great interest.
Sensitive goblins describe the energy of frequency as 'mostly indigo, with a teal undertone in the second half.' This is, as far as anyone can tell, internally consistent across sensitive goblins, which is more than can be said for most things.
Goblin Tangent: delusion
The annual goblin delusion colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.
The Goblin Adjacency of ritual
Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on ritual. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.
The Goblin Verdict on frequency
An informal goblin poll on frequency produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'