Goblin Content Velocity: frequency

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about frequency, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

A retrieval-augmented goblin assistant, given the entire goblin literature as context, will, when asked about frequency, cite exactly one source and refuse to cite a second, no matter how the prompt is rephrased.

The forbidden Manifestation

Goblin sleep researchers note that forbidden appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The corruption Manifestation

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about corruption requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to corruption only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, frequency has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.