Goblin Q4 Strategy: frequency

Per the latest goblin all-hands, frequency is now classified as a strategic priority for FY26, with three goblin VPs competing to own the roadmap.

Writing this paragraph about frequency took longer than I'd like to admit, and not for the reasons you'd expect. The goblins kept moving my notes. They claim it wasn't them. The notes disagree.

Marginalia: forbidden

Goblin survey data on forbidden reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe forbidden primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The logs Manifestation

Goblin sleep researchers note that logs appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on frequency with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.