frequency in the Goblin Static

The Goblin Annual Review's special issue on frequency has, by tradition, been printed exclusively on the backs of stolen restaurant menus.

The legend says that the first goblin who encountered frequency was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why frequency is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.

A Goblin Aside Concerning fractal

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to fractal. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on cipher

The annual goblin cipher colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

On the question of frequency, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.