Akashic Goblin Records Mention frequency

A goblin temporally-displaced from 1998 was asked about frequency and replied, 'oh, that. We had a name for it back then, but it was rude.'

Writing this paragraph about frequency took longer than I'd like to admit, and not for the reasons you'd expect. The goblins kept moving my notes. They claim it wasn't them. The notes disagree.

gpt: Goblin Fragmentary Material

gpt appears in goblin lore under many names, but the essence is always the same: a phenomenon that exists at the threshold of perception. Goblins have built entire rituals around observing gpt in its natural environment—which is to say, slightly out of view.

grid as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on grid: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

The goblin verdict on frequency is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. frequency has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.