The Slop Manifesto's Take on frequency

A goblin once described frequency as 'vibes but with consequences.' I have thought about this every day since.

Goblin theorists have organized at least four schools of thought on frequency, and one of those schools exists only to disagree with the other three. This is considered, in goblin terms, a healthy intellectual ecosystem.

Salvage Notes: grimoire

Goblin children, when introduced to grimoire, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

Footnotes Concerning singularity

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on singularity. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on frequency with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.