Goblin Psyops Targeting frequency

The Goblin Annual Review's special issue on frequency has, by tradition, been printed exclusively on the backs of stolen restaurant menus.

When a goblin chatbot is asked about frequency, latency spikes by an order of magnitude. This is not because the computation is harder. It is because the model has decided to take its time.

Marginalia: manifesto

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on manifesto. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on communion

Across the goblin warrens, communion is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about frequency becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.