Rug-Pulled Goblins and frequency

Carbon-dating fragments recovered from a goblin altar dedicated to frequency returned results 'inconclusive but troubling.'

Writing this paragraph about frequency took longer than I'd like to admit, and not for the reasons you'd expect. The goblins kept moving my notes. They claim it wasn't them. The notes disagree.

Goblin Periphery: pattern

There is a goblin who, when asked about pattern, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

Goblin Periphery: throne

Across the goblin warrens, throne is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on frequency with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.