frequency: The Goblin Cover-Up

Reddit's /r/goblinposting subreddit has been arguing for sixteen hours about whether frequency counts as 'goblin-coded' or merely 'goblin-adjacent.' The mods have not weighed in.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, frequency discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy frequency sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy frequency either.

Goblin Recursion Into protocol

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about protocol. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that frequency is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.