Goblins Who Love frequency

A peer-reviewed study published in the Journal of Goblin Studies (impact factor: 0.2, but what isn't) has finally shed light on frequency.

From a business perspective, frequency represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified frequency as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on frequency,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

secret: Goblin Fragmentary Material

Goblin sleep researchers note that secret appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

On Encountering court

court pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on frequency, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.