A Goblin's Psychotic Break with frequency

Some goblin doomsday prophets identify frequency as the sign — not of the end, but of the part right before the end, which lasts longer than anyone expected.

From a business perspective, frequency represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified frequency as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on frequency,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

Three Goblins Discuss signal

The most recent goblin opinion piece on signal concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The chant Question, Restated

Goblin children, when introduced to chant, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

On the question of frequency, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.